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YUYA SAKAKI UN: FUNDIRECTION

STATUS: Student Grade 9

ACCOLADES: (Here is a list of leading roles Yuya's has in school theater performances over the past two years, plus a glowing review of his familiar Odd-Eyes)

BIO: Hello! You can call me Yuya. I'm from Sendai, Japan. This is my second year in Daybreak Academy. I'm a Tamer, and Odd-Eyes is my familiar. He's the big red dragon that hangs out in the courtyards. He's friendly but he tries to steal food sometimes. I speak Japanese and English but not very good French. I'm also in the theater club. I'm in Lumiere 203. Let's be friends!

© TESSISAMESS

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[hippocarnival]

I'm sitting I'm sitting

What is it!!!!!

[suddenlybees]

Nana-chan's said "fuck" or its variation a total of seven times so far in the past five minutes and I'm dying

[hippocarnival]

WHAT

Σ(°ロ°)

Sweet adorable clean pure Nana
Whos as squishy as the bananas she loves so much???

NO WAY
I've never heard her say fuck once

I WANT PROOF Σ(°△°|||)︴

[suddenlybees]

That very same Nana-chan~
What happened, Yuya?
Where did we go wrong??

[ Rather than send the entire text thread, he just snapshots bits and pieces of it, so it's just a string of

"I SPENT TWO MONTHS THINKING YOU WANTED TO FUCK A BEE
I'M SORRY I SAID FUCK
I'M WITH A BEE FUCKER
A BIG BANANA AND A BEE FUCKER
SORRY I SAID FUCK
AND CALLED YOU A BEE FUCKER
YOU BEE FUCKER YOU >:T"

He literally can't make up something as golden as this, and the banana gives it away who's talking. ]

[hippocarnival]

[Yuya gives his mouth as he laughs with disbelief, but there's one line that he hones in on.]



"I'm with a bee fucker"

I think you're the one who went wrong www

but congrats~!

[suddenlybees]

Hey, no, don't take her side!!!!
Why am I the bee fucker???????

[hippocarnival]

you can't take bananas from Nana!!!

but idk why you're bee fucker

should I ask? ┐(︶▽︶)┌

[suddenlybees]

Nope!
Don't ask!!!

[hippocarnival]

no??

this sounds like the start of a super dark secret Kano

need to confess something?

[suddenlybees]

The super dark secret is that I'm a bee fucker!!!
But you don't get to ask why~

[hippocarnival]

but I thought we were sharing our secrets Kano~~~

[suddenlybees]

Gotta share one with me first, Yu~ya~!!!

[hippocarnival]

does it have to be a secret equal to bee fucking? (￣▽￣*)ゞ

because I don't think I have anything that compares to that

[suddenlybees]

It's got to be a secret equal to bee fucking.
If you can't provide me that, it's not fair for me to explain why bee fucking, right?

[hippocarnival]

that kind of deviant behavior is hard to compete with...

what would an equal secret be?

[suddenlybees]

Your credit card number and PIN.

[hippocarnival]

sure

let me cancel it first

[suddenlybees]

Yu~ya, you're no fun
See, the funny thing to do here is to give me those numbers and not tell me you deactivated the card!
That would've shown me!!

[hippocarnival]

were you actually going to try it???

[He thought they were just making jokes...]

[suddenlybees]

Were you actually going to give it to me?

[hippocarnival]

I know I'm not smart but even I know better than to post my card number in a text

even if you don't use it someone might steal it from your phone and then where would I be

grounded and moneyless that's where!

[suddenlybees]

LOL
There's more criminal things on my phone than credit card numbers~
I guard this thing with my life, you know?
I wouldn't let it get stolen~

[hippocarnival]

is it pictures of bee fucking

[This is going to get stuck in his auto correct.]

[suddenlybees]

If you share with me a small secret, I'll answer that question~

[hippocarnival]

[Yuya knows the answer is going to be no. Or rather, he's hoping the answer is no and this is just an injoke because he doesn't know how he feels about literal bee fucking and Kano.]

just a small secret?

I don't have very many

not as bad as bee

I told you i didnt like any girls before right

its because i don't like girls like that at all