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[hippocarnival]

YUYA SAKAKI UN: FUNDIRECTION

STATUS: Student Grade 9

ACCOLADES: (Here is a list of leading roles Yuya's has in school theater performances over the past two years, plus a glowing review of his familiar Odd-Eyes)

BIO: Hello! You can call me Yuya. I'm from Sendai, Japan. This is my second year in Daybreak Academy. I'm a Tamer, and Odd-Eyes is my familiar. He's the big red dragon that hangs out in the courtyards. He's friendly but he tries to steal food sometimes. I speak Japanese and English but not very good French. I'm also in the theater club. I'm in Lumiere 203. Let's be friends!

© TESSISAMESS

Comments

[suddenlybees]

So you'll accept my love but you won't be a bee actor.....
I'm hurt, Yuya...........

[hippocarnival]

I was totally up for being a bee actor when it was just about daemons

[Daemons: less of a depravity than bee fucking.]

[suddenlybees]

What's your opinion on daemon fucking?

[hippocarnival]

...

is this a real question [Is he walking into a joke???]






daemons are people at least

[suddenlybees]

It's a real question~
Daemons are people, huh?
But what about fucking them?

[hippocarnival]

I think

if someone wanted to do it with a daemon I wouldn't find it weird since they're people

it's definitely not like bees

[suddenlybees]

So you'd rank daemons above bees.
What about girls?
Where would they rank?

[hippocarnival]

is this hypothetical or is it about me????

[suddenlybees]

LOL Weren't we talking about you this entire time?

[hippocarnival]

NO

I WASNT

I'd still rank daemons above bees but I think most people would!!

bees don't even rank

[suddenlybees]

People's preferences are different~
I'll be sure to collect people's insight on the matter and bring the results back for us to compare~
But in the meanwhile~
Which rank higher, girls or daemons?

[hippocarnival]

[This whole conversation is out of control.

There is radio silence for a good two minutes, in which Yuya is probably burying his face in his hands in disbelief.]

daemons

[He said he didn't like girls so he thinks this should figure!]

[suddenlybees]

[ Given the choice, Yuya would rather fuck a daemon who could tear out his spine in the heat of the moment, than a girl he simply has no interest in. Informative. ]

I see.
I'll find you a nice daemon, Yuya.

[hippocarnival]

[Spine ripping is a personality flaw that invalidates any prospective relationship. Yuya has to have standards somewhere.]

please don't

[suddenlybees]

A jar of bees?
You really won't ever change your mind?

[hippocarnival]

change my mind on bee romance?

[suddenlybees]

!!!!!!
That's a great idea, Yuya!!
I'll just tell Nana-chan that if she vetoes bee romance, I'll set a jar of bees loose in her room!

[hippocarnival]

whoa I didn't see ANYTHING

but if you set bees lose in her room I'll bury you alive in the forest

[suddenlybees]

If you bury me alive, I won't die, though?
Won't that defeat the purpose???

[hippocarnival]

you would suffocate

slowly

under six feet of dirt

[suddenlybees]

Do you have a grave all dug out for me and everything?
Didn't you promise to make me a shrine like Tsuyukusa's?

[hippocarnival]

I'll make you a shrine

but I won't pray to it

[suddenlybees]

How sad for me!!!!!
There's nothing sadder than an abandoned shrine, is there?
To be blatantly ignored instead of merely forgotten~

[hippocarnival]

you can avoid this tragic fate by keeping your live bees away from Nana

[suddenlybees]

Aw, I guess I'll have to do just that.
What am I supposed to do with this jar of bees, then?
It's a pretty tight squeeze, they're sounding pretty angry...