[Oh. Okay, then. This can't be done properly sitting down, so he leaves the triangle for more room to be overly-theatrical and dramatic. Tsuyukusa deserves the best send-off; a heartfelt goodbye reflecting the impact he made in his short time among them.]

Alas, poor Tsuyukusa! I knew you for such a fleeting moment, the months come and gone so quickly~! An unexpected friendship that I will treasure in my heart for eternity~! You were a sympathetic ear for my struggles, a confidant for my most hidden fears and aspirations alike, and a truly remarkable example of a bond of friendship that transcends the need for communication~! So many times, you would float patiently in silence, while providing unconditional companionship~! You bore witness to the most terrible events in my young life as well as to my lowest moments of desperation, distress, and hopelessness! There will never again be a friend so intertwined with my very being as you were~! I will remember you fondly and find solace in the notion you have ascended to an existence I cannot perceive at present, but that one day we shall be reunited and once again bare our very souls in fellowship~!

[Toki's crying by the end, despite all attempts not to. He was a jellyfish. Get it together.]