Mm... Bring it hot water so it can soak its feet, and then put it to bed? And then I'll go hang out in the common room or something.

[ That's not a solution. That's not even a bandaid, it's wishful thinking that he can treat the monster just like his mother and if he pampers and takes care of it enough, it won't go berserk and tear down half the dorms in whatever it is that it wants. ]